A: It's eggs-traordinary.
Q: Who was the first underwater spy?
A: James Pond.
Neelu: Did you hear that sound in the kitchen? I think mom just broke a glass.
Father: How do you know that mom broke the glass? Your sister, Meena, is also in the kitchen.
Neelu: If Meena had broken the glass, the sound of a slap would have followed the crash.
Mother: Why did you get a zero in this test?
Paro: Because of an absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Paro: No, but my friend who sits next to me was.
Student: Sir, what is the date today?
Teacher: Don't ask silly questions now. Complete your paper first.
Student: Please Sir. I want to write at least one thing correctly in my answer sheet.
Doctor: Did you ask the accident victim what his name is? We need to inform his family immediately.
Nurse: I asked him. He said that his family knows his name.
Thief: Give me your wallet or I will shoot you.
Man: Okay, okay. Here it is. Please don't shoot.
Thief (taking the wallet): Haha! There is no bullet in my gun.
Man: Hehe! There is no money in my wallet either.
Teacher: How far does the Mughal empire extend?
Student: I am not sure. But, I think from page 23 to 27.
Disha: I found 3 bombs today on my way to school. I want to deposit them at the police station.
Junaid: What if one of them goes off while you're carrying them?
Disha: I'll just tell the police I found only 2 bombs.
Patient: I have a strange disease. I keep forgetting things quickly.
Doctor: Since when are you facing this disease?
Patient: What disease?
Q: Who was the first underwater spy?
A: James Pond.
Neelu: Did you hear that sound in the kitchen? I think mom just broke a glass.
Father: How do you know that mom broke the glass? Your sister, Meena, is also in the kitchen.
Neelu: If Meena had broken the glass, the sound of a slap would have followed the crash.
Mother: Why did you get a zero in this test?
Paro: Because of an absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Paro: No, but my friend who sits next to me was.
Student: Sir, what is the date today?
Teacher: Don't ask silly questions now. Complete your paper first.
Student: Please Sir. I want to write at least one thing correctly in my answer sheet.
Doctor: Did you ask the accident victim what his name is? We need to inform his family immediately.
Nurse: I asked him. He said that his family knows his name.
Thief: Give me your wallet or I will shoot you.
Man: Okay, okay. Here it is. Please don't shoot.
Thief (taking the wallet): Haha! There is no bullet in my gun.
Man: Hehe! There is no money in my wallet either.
Teacher: How far does the Mughal empire extend?
Student: I am not sure. But, I think from page 23 to 27.
Disha: I found 3 bombs today on my way to school. I want to deposit them at the police station.
Junaid: What if one of them goes off while you're carrying them?
Disha: I'll just tell the police I found only 2 bombs.
Patient: I have a strange disease. I keep forgetting things quickly.
Doctor: Since when are you facing this disease?
Patient: What disease?
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